Can’t imagine how long it must’ve taken to complete it!
When I’m famous…
Those guys that wouldn’t date me
Those girls who picked on me
My best friend
^damn straight, me!
Matt: Don't sleep in the tour bus lounge or else you'll get fucked up. It's like permission to get your fucking eyebrows taken off. Fucking everything.
Jay: Back in New York on the last tour, I got drunk and passed out in the back and I was so fucking tired they just couldn't wake me. So they fuckin' had me.
Matt: We shaved his eyebrows off and went to bed and I woke up to Jay moaning 'Oh, Matt. My dick. Matt, my dick. My dick has congealed!'. So me and Moose ran back and his dick was was in his zipper "There's Something About Mary" style. Like it was IN his zip so we had to rush him to the hospital.
Jay: I ran in and grabbed a nurse and shouted, "My dick needs attention!" You could hear it through the halls. I don't even know how it got in there. I must have gone for a piss and collapsed with my zipper down and it worked its way up. My dick was entangled.